fffcuk:

why are girls like “oh it’s december i need a boyfriend to keep me warm” no you can buy a coat like the rest of the single people

(via pizza)

osamah:

ven0moth:

simon says send nudes

someone report simon to the police

(via pizza)

swagjustice: pulitzerprincess: looks like some of y’all will have a little problem next year  #why blaze it when you can praise it

alrights:

you can reclaim a slur when:

  • it applies to you

you cannot reclaim a slur when:

  • it applies to your “best friend”

(via thatnewromantic)

where’s the fucking rent

oldprickbitches:

Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”

(via ticktockbananarock)

hayfuckyou:

dreaminginrhymee:

nothing brings people together like singing bohemian rhapsody

i literally made a post about this yesterday, odds are i will like you less if you can’t sing it with me

(Source: rule28, via cyncitybad)

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